Arte de mierda.
That’s so cool
This guy is on a roll.
For something that literally translates to “Art of Shit,” this is pretty damn cool.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
I fixed it.
"It says here you stole a police horse?"
"Boys will be boys."
"And you were… nude, at the time?"
"It was spring."
"This is Allison Tisdale."
"Looks like I have a fan."
"Yeah. A very deranged fan."
"Oh, you don’t look deranged to me."
"People are dead, Mr. Castle.”
"I’m not asking for the bodies, just the pictures.”
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
drinking water after a pe class
my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff
YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
this is the greatest happiest video i have ever seen
I’m actually so grateful they did this because now it’s clear that he wasn’t just trying to run off he was going to get the tie she thought would bring out his eyes everything is okay now